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ixerro:

foxyshy:

askscratcheddisk:

thetardisinhogwarts:

la-creme:

askpinkamena:

omg

this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library 

motherfuckin thank you

this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work. 

THIS IS PERFECT

Highscore at 507435.

Highscore at 954825.

Found a way to cheat, actually. :P

Oh god no… No… NO… I WASTED TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS LONG AGO.

(via improbablenormality)

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

(via tinychatter)

kawhoru:

by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like

(via maxterbate)

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

(via tinychatter)

my-my-myy:

They’ll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

(via diet-tampon)

blackromney:

*loses internet connection* *No Air by Jordin Sparks starts playing*

(via vegay)

littletrenchcoatangel:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

look

isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan

but see these fluffy little puffballs

aren’t they cute

yeah

they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN

LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP

IT HAS TEETH

THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH

TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE

THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP

THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING

THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND

THERE IS

NO

GOD

(via keep-calm-and-make-souffles)

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

(via vegay)

cody-kardashian:

school tomorrow

(via diet-tampon)